No Wayward Winds Blowing

A minor calamity, however, may have gone unnoticed. The Financial Express, India's foremost business daily which has the capital trembling every morning, gave me and Outlook the "Damp Squib Award" noting that despite my "🍨;reputat𓃲ion" the magazine had failed to make any impact because the publication was full of "armchair journalists". I am, consequently, ordering new furniture for our staff.