🍨It is improbable that you've never met this person if you've ever attended a literature festival. Now, a rare species, they're sighted in the larger venues, where attendees huddle against one another, some willingly relegating themselves to the floor, others to standing on the fringes, forming a human barricade of the besotted. Usually, this individual is alone, looking like the stock image of a festival attendee, a hanger for the tote with the festival logo, his frame confined to a blurred silhouette on the festival's Instagram page. He has a recognisable feature that emerges when the author's reading or presentation opens the floor for questions from the audience. His anticipating hand will go up, yearning for the mic, calling its attention with urgent, flailing motions. If not granted, sometimes the mic is snatched.